From award-winning TV writer Laura Belgray, a hilarious collection of full-body-cringe, watch-through-your-fingers life lessons her own husband calls “loser Sex and the City.”

What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn’t know.

Her laugh-out-loud coming-of-age stories include stalking her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; returning home post-college to boost her self-esteem through hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a man-baby who's a few sandwiches short of a picnic; trying to impress at New York's hippest magazine (as the world's most useless intern); investing in pipe dream get-rich-quick schemes online; and, primarily, flipping the bird to the so-called 'shoulds' of life: owning a vehicle, arriving promptly, submitting paperwork, mastering chicken roasting, and having kids.

Peppered with sharp commentary on our perplexing, self-improvement-obsessed world—where hair waxing counts as "me time" and we're told to give 110%, but also to not give AF—Tough Titties will leave you feeling more A-OK. Let's be real: we're all sick of wallowing in guilt after being told what to do that we know we won't do.

Tough Titties is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It’ll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever’s nearby to say, “Lemme read you one more part!” Which is annoying, but tough titties.

• Publisher ‏ : ‎ Hachette Books (June 13 2023)
• Language ‏ : ‎ English
• Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 320 pages
• ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0306826046
• ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0306826047
• Item weight ‏ : ‎ 420 g
• Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 15.11 x 2.7 x 21.72 cm